Escape from new york

I watched Escape from New York the other night and wrote a piece of music which I thought should have appeared on the soundtrack, but didn't.

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Sabitathica: escape from new york

Welcome back, Team Reykjavik.

Hang gliding, which should be illegal, part II

Hang gliding is awesome should be used as punishment for people who commit horrible crimes.

Fact: If the good lord had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented acrophobia.  Or common sense.

 

Conclusion: hang gliding is dangerous and should be illegal.

Q.E.D.

Autumn 2

Another piece of music from the Autumn series:

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Sabitathica: autumn 2

L: cellos
Sabitathica: guitars & moog

Hang gliding, which should be illegal, part I

Premise: hang gliding is dangerous and should be illegal.



I went hang gliding a few weeks ago.  I woke L up early one Sunday so she could drive us up to Lookout Mountain.  Thanks, L!



I didn't know how to get there and I don't think L did either. Lucky then, to have received generous navigational assistance from helpful roadsigns along the way.



We arrived at hang gliding headquarters, where it was demanded of us that we sign a waiver forfeiting our right to expect a life free from the fear of falling out of the sky.

Here is the view from hang gliding headquarters:



And this is where you jump: a bit of road the length of a driveway. It's paved like a driveway too.  But unlike a driveway, instead of leading to a house or a garage, this one leads to beauty and to fear:



I thought we'd be jumping from here and was beginning to have second thoughts about things when we were told no, this was only 1400 feet; we had to go all the way up to 4000 feet.

Terrorized, we drove to a field where hang gliders were being pulled up into the sky by a tow cable attached TO THE BACK OF AN AIRPLANE.

Yes, the back of an airplane.  It's true.

Here is L, scared hysterically out of her mind, bravely holding it together long enough to point out the field where these things occur.  Feel the dread.



Poor girl...

things you must have

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my blog and the plight of Number 6

Lots of people have been in touch over the past several weeks, people who are angry and confused (just like you!) asking about my blog.

For instance, Number 6 is angry and confused. He has, in his own way, politely requested that I post more updates, in the desperate hope that his wild and undisciplined life might somehow regain a semblance of focus.

As documentary proof of what I've had to put up with recently, here's an IM exchange between Number 6 and myself on the topic of my blog:

1:09 PM Number 6: What happened?

Did you die?

1:10 PM Sabitathica: go away.  and stop bothering me.

                      Number 6: Are you dead?

Sabitathica: what are you talking about?  go away.

                      Number 6: Your blog. What happened? Run out of funding?

Sabitathica: lol.  leave me alone.

                      Number 6: No longer interested?

Are you now an anti-blogger?

1:11 PM I read that everyday, Sabitathica. You not having any updates FUCKS UP MY LIFE!

I know, Number 6...

I know.


So there'll be more updates.  And there's some new functionality too, like a sweet new mp3 player where you can listen to music I make for you.  So quit your job, sit back, stare at your computer, and wait.

Continue.

Autumn is in the air.  I wrote some music for the season.  Enjoy.

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Sabitathica: autumn 1