Tuesday, April 27, 2010

the great gig in the sky


Wanda is the only person I know who can sing this, and I know hundreds of people who can sing. A non-linguistic vocal meditation on death and grief and loss.

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the dinnerparty: the great gig in the sky



Tracie: weeping viola
Topher: depressed, distressed, deranged drumming
Mark: grieving guitar
Sabitathica: sorrowful guitar
L: brooding cello
Wanda: the vocal lament

Friday, April 23, 2010

on the run


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the dinnerparty: on the run



Tracie: cryptic viola
Topher: hitter of things which get hit
Mark: strange electric guitar
Wanda: resonant melodica
L: thereminator
Sabitathica: moog

Thursday, April 22, 2010

breathe

Music from The Dinnerparty's recent runthroughs of the dark side of the dinnerparty.


Program notes:

1. Topher was present for the first two runthroughs and absent from the last two, giving us two different ensembles -- one with percussion and one without.

What follows is a minor Frankenstein, a composite of takes from the different ensembles. Peace be unto all.

2. The recording levels aren't great, with some instruments jumping out while others remain politely in the background. You have been warned.

3. Odeo has been down for several days, so I'm using a new mp3 player. Don't be afraid to care.

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the dinnerparty: breathe


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Candler Park Sweetwater 420 Festival

The Candler Park Sweetwater 420 Festival was this weekend. You may remember this from last year.

Since the park is like a minute away from the Nunnery, L threatened me with a frying pan and insisted that we attend.

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Remember how you always wanted to go to Circus Camp when you were a kid, but your parents wouldn't let you because they said Circus Camp is really just a bunch of creepy middle-aged men who spend all day trying to persuade children of the joys of making phallus-balloons?


Well, they were right.


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For some reason there was a Nepalese woman who was weaving her way out of indentured servitude, one weft at a time.

She was crying and mumbling (in Nepalese) about how the Festival organizers kidnapped her from her village and brought her to Bedlam in a cage, feeding her only grass and twigs until such time as she successfully weaves them a cloak worthy of the sons of King Friday.

All hail King Friday!


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There was a young woman who played nervously with her hair as she tried to pick up a pirate.



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The Candler Park Sweetwater 420 Festival wouldn't be the Candler Park Sweetwater 420 Festival without live music. Or probably it would be, but quieter.

One of the bands (seen here behind the hippies) were called Mystery Trip, and they only played Beatle songs.


Among other things, they played Octopus's garden and Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey, which I've never heard played by any band who weren't already the Beatles.

And Please mr. postman was a real crowd pleaser. And by "crowd" I mean "me".


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In a shameless effort to line the bottomless pockets of the wicked Festival organizers, there was a child adoption boutique prison concession booth, which can be seen in the photograph below.

The woman in the picture is evidently trying to choose one that isn't already broken.


She has her work cut out for her...


Good luck lady!

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And there was a funny-hat competition, where hopeful contestants flaunted their bonnets for the underwhelmed and ever-judgmental masses.

If a hat was particularly offensive the crowd would throw cheeseburgers and tangerines at the wearer.

Last place:


Runner up:


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A second band took the stage after Mystery Trip finished their set. These boring professionals set their sights on emulating the life-sucking musical stylings of bands of the caliber of, say, Hootie and the Blowfish. Plus reggae.

A very professional, polished presentation. When they played, I heard the music business, not music. We left.


... but not before staring in a flatfooted daze at the Yummy Wagon:


Mmm, the Yummy Wagon...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

How to convince a music student that you attended their recital when you really didn't (in three easy steps):

1. if the student is male, there's no need, because he won't care whether you were there or not.

2. if the student is a vocalist, say the following:

"Your dress was beautiful and I loved the Italian song."
3. if the student is an instrumentalist, say the following:
"I particularly enjoyed the Bach."

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Rosemary's Baby at the Plaza

Tuesday we went to see Rosemary's Baby at the Plaza theater.


Before the film began, a black-robed man stood at the front of the theater and shouted "hail Satan!" The audience happily did so.

A man standing next to him held up a baby - probably a real, living baby, though it was hard to tell - by the foot and waved it around. Good times.


There was a countdown...


and then the good times began in earnest.


The audience was surprisingly well-behaved, though it should be said that they tittered like silly-people whenever anything remotely sexual was mentioned.


Free Roman!


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There was a photo-op in the lobby before the film. A pregnant woman (who assured me she was actually pregnant) lay on a table with (fake) blood smeared on her belly. She even had Rosemary's "Vidal Sassoon" hairstyle.

The good news: I got to threaten her with a large knife while she screamed for the camera, a scenario we can all admit to fantasizing about from time to time, right? [silence] ... right? L stood at my side looking appropriately horrified.

The scene had more in common with the Tate-LaBianca murders than anything that occurs in Rosemary's Baby, but it was still good clean fun.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Spring in Candler Park III

The tree outside the nunnery is in bloom about ten days each spring:


The blueberry bush by the front porch:


The petals from the Nunnery tree cover the from lawn:


Some blueberry flowers sprouting in candler park:


the Nunnery tree, early morning:


The Nunnery tree, early morning, with a lobster hurtling through the air:


Spring in Candler Park II

The Nunnery tree in full bloom:


Its petals covering the lawn:


the Nunnery lawn and walkway:


the Nunnery tree, early morning:


the Nunnery, in all its living glory:


the Nunnery tree:


the Nunnery tree, toward the end of its peak bloom:


the Nunnery tree, early morning:


the playground in candler park, abandoned after the chilling child massacre of 2009:

Spring in Candler Park I

the shadow of a clone:


the Nunnery tree, early bloom:


the whiteberry bush outside the front porch:


a yellowberry flower:


the Nunnery lawn and walkway:


a walk through candler park:


the Nunnery tree: the same, but different:

Monday, April 12, 2010

Lord of the Cookies

L let it drop that she's been eating vending-machine elfin crackers of late.

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Sabitathica: So, what kind of elves? The southern kind from Rivendell? Or the northern ones, like Legolas?
L: Neither, I don't think.
Sabitathica: How come we never see any of Legolas's people? Is he the only one of his kind? There's lots of southern elves, but no northern ones except him. Why would that be?
L: They're like animal crackers. They don't -
Sabitathica: Isn't it weird that the elves have been living in middle-earth for thousands of years, and yet they're all trying to migrate away like one week before the greatest conflict in history? That's probably not a coincidence. How come nobody calls them out on that? The elves are probably all like "Heh, you're on your own suckas! You should have never given the ring to a Hobbit! Good luck fighting the eye!"
L: They're not from the north or the south. They're from Keebler. They live in the hollow tree cookie factory. This has nothing to do with Lord of the Rings.
Sabitathica: god I love those movies.

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One cookie to rule them all,
One cookie to take them,
One cookie to bring them all,
and in the oven bake them.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

dear clones:

Please find herein another installment of the Winter series. This is Winter 5: am i a clone?

Remember:
if you think you're a clone, you probably are.
if you think you're not a clone, you probably are.

Enjoy it... or else!

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Sabitathica: winter 5: am i a clone?


Monday, April 5, 2010

Easter 2010


Good times, good times.

Since it had been about a year since L & I last celebrated Easter, we decided to do it again this past Sunday.

We woke early and hung with the Quakers, then ate brunch at the famous Carrol Street Cafe.

After some errands, we returned to the nunnery where we read Ouspensky and listened to Thomas DeHartman play Easter hymns on the piano.

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We dyed/painted/drew Easter eggs, viz:


Some had strange messages:


which, no matter how hard i tried...


i found utterly indecipherable.




Later we watched Peter Brook's Meetings with Remarkable Men.

L ate a Cadbury egg;
we drank some Calvados;
a good Easter.