the third dark time

Technically, the climate here is "humid subtropical," which pretty much means "occasionally habitable, but barely". I don't suffer from allergies, but this year I do. I know this because I cannot

1. breathe
2. hear out of my left ear

My body is miserable, but good times abound.

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In a doomed diplomatic effort to maintain friendly relations with flora, we, the servants of good King Friday XIII, do hereby present the mysterious Spring 3: the third dark time for the assimilation of hypoallergenic plant life everywhere.

Sabitathica: spring 3 (the third dark time)