iFAQ

* Should I wait until I'm 41 to begin enjoying life?

* I am new to this weblog and curious by nature.  Where should I begin?

* I have unnatural dreams which haunt my sleep.  Does this mean my soul is corrupt?

* Sometimes I feel overwhelmed/suicidal.  Please explain.

* Are these or are these not the droids you're looking for?

* There are too many people on the planet.  What can I do to help?

* Who killed Laura Palmer?

* I make it a point always to use my directional signals while driving. Can we can be friends?

* How can I apply for an internship at the Nunnery?

* Open the pod bay doors please HAL.  HAL...?  HAL, do you read me?

* Nobody cares, nobody cares.  It's just so...  Arhhh fuck!  Why?

* We are made from the darkness of stars.  Yes or no?

* Who is Atherton Flux?

* I don't listen to your music.  My friends all say I'm crazy, but I think they're nuts.  Who's right?

* Unchecked, intolerance increases.  Have you noticed?

* Can you please post more crayon drawings on here?

* Most things don't happen the way I plan.  Am I losing my mind?

* It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again, hokay?

* Time passes more quickly as I grow older.  What must I do?

* I really want that internship.  Seriously.