things you must have

We're proud to announce that the hardworking folks of the Sabitathiblog marketing department have come up with some new goodies just for you.

Have you ever noticed how boring your life is?  Don't you wish you could be happy, like the people on TV?  Well, now you can!  You can have the life you always wanted simply by acquiring a set of Sabitathica Drink Coasters:

Display your individuality!  Amaze the neighbors!  Resist tyranny!  Skull candle sold separately.

And while you're at it, please remember to indoctrinate the impressionable younger generation (while there's still time!) by giving them their very own Sabitathica Puzzle:

(For best results it is recommended that children complete this puzzle several times a day.  They may resist at first, but they'll thank you for it when they're older!)

The supply is limited! Time is running out! You're not getting any younger! You work hard, and other people are irritating! You deserve more from life! Don't delay!