the horror...

'Tis the season for all sorts of fucked up godless images, like this horrific thing which ... what is it? A mummy? A straight-jacketed trauma victim maybe? Either way, we cut clear to avoid walking near him. Freak.


Or this handicapped gourd-faced creature. A total monstrosity:


And this poor guy, who we found hanging out next to the box office at the Plaza when we saw It Might Get Loud. I guess he was dying to get in...


And this, which is apparently a big-bird-o-saurus puppet, outside the Radial cafe:


And lastly, one of my favorites. I found it on the internet searching for evil clowns, which is something we can all admit to doing from time to time, right?

...right?

Anyway, words fail... yet somehow I've always suspected that this sort of gruesomeness goes on all the time: